It has been a day full of recalcitrances, various: rusted-in bolts; institutional forms that nothing human could complete without error; the Great Document Hunt of 2019; the sheer physical resistance of damp grass.
So yes; the advantage of a familiar film – knowing what the pops, whoops, scratching noises, clicks, and occasional explosions mean without having to actually look. I took to the recliner and duly reclined.
That should be “eaglet” but never mind. A minor obsession with slow television probably hints at psychic disturbance; but how soothing when the wobbly progression backward and subsequent evacuation is the most dramatic moment of the day, while uploading to a VLE, doing paperwork and packing a bag are being wilfully ignored. Why don’t the chicks on loo duty fall out when their motor control is so erratic? Or maybe they sometimes do.
Popecatepetl also counts as slow television, with the added benefit of the occasional Mexican pigeon peering fuzzily through to England. It has the potential to turn very suddenly into fast television, of course, but let’s not think about that.
And: Sorry; parody unintentional. I’ve just identified the source. Oops.
Hating Harvard. Especially when you realise you have left all the commas out of your references. And you are already on page seventeen. And you have to put all the commas in at one in the morning.
I intend to watch old Poirot episodes end to end for two days straight. It’s what boxed sets were made for.
It’s fun to watch the young blackbirds bathing; not as funny as the blue tits, however, which are so tiny they are up to their necks when they get in. Look at me swimming … glug …
Not much throwing lately; time to rectify this, but all spaces in this house have to multi-task, so first I had to remove from the wheel about forty agastache, bergamot and aquilegia seedlings, a tray of pricked-out snapdragons, an ounce or so of escaped potting compost, and some curly lettuce. (Obviously didn’t move them far enough, as I then trod in the lettuce. Never mind, they were annoying anyway.)
Some of the beach clay I collected last time was so fine it seemed worth trying to throw with it – most of the beach clays go for hand-building, as the coarse texture would sandpaper your fingers if it was whizzing on the wheel. This fine one is very unspringy, and, being out of practice, the first thing I made was a splot, and another effort was destroyed by an undetected small stone in the clay ball. However, there are now a few grey basics sitting on the side to play with and decorate later. I’ve no idea how this will fire.
Then it was time to exercise my civic responsibilities. Many compatriots will understand when I say that I came home with a large chocolate bar, and feeling glum.
I wonder if coloured paper and scissors and glue will make things better … and tea in a proper cup and saucer … and space opera?
Definitely space opera.
Horticulture is all very well,
housework is never all very well, but no doubt it is good for one’s character (just some cushion plumping still to be done),
but they interfere with the important things in life, namely watching someone colour in the floor of the Pacific stripe by stripe. I feel like Slartibartfast.
Then there is the crucial business of blue water going by for an hour, or possibly two, occasionally diversified by some passing gelatinous improbability, until we arrive at the main event: the ocean floor, a varying number of kilometres but always a Very Long Way Down.
Here one can inspect more gelatinous creatures, the occasional fish, and a variety of coral. Unfortunately, being live from the other side of the world, they usually reach bottom just at the time all British people should be in bed. What technical genius, though, not only to send ROVs to that depth, but to live stream HD video to all and sundry, along with baffled commentary from assorted specialists. It’s just as much fun as reindeer – though I do occasionally wish the scientists were speaking Norwegian.
For those who live in another hemisphere, or don’t mind propping up their eyelids with matchsticks:
(for about a week).
NRK (Norwegian broadcasting) is televising and live streaming the reindeer migration (reinflytting – excellent word!) in the far north of Norway, all day, every day, until the reindeer arrive wherever it is they are going. Probably take about a week … along the way there are musical interludes, but, though some of the pieces are lovely, the natural sound is even better. When the music is playing I can leave the screen burbling in the corner, but once it goes silent I can’t look away.
At the moment the reindeer group which is being followed is having a little snooze. If you would like to watch them having a little snooze for an hour or so, this is the link:
Oooo – I think a couple of them may have woken up … and yes … noses to the north it is.
and too powerfully written to be ingested in one go, which, nevertheless, I did, emerging, gasping slightly, from one short story only to plunge into the violently contrasting next. This pastel cover should not be believed; the short story form has often tended to the disturbing, and these are no exception. One of my favourites on first reading: A weight problem by Elspeth Davie, concerning a thin man, an aeroplane, and a short shopping expedition. Life is part of a three-volume collection. I’ll try to take Love and Loss in smaller chunks.
The literary loopiness consequent upon narrative greed obviously required mitigation, and after some thought I settled upon Earth Story, as geology, though as exciting as anything in Life, is usually conducted at a steadier pace. This series has the usual vices of popular science, and is now out-of-date, but the pictures are pretty. There are also some entertaining scientists. My favourite is the one who described early deep-sea dredging, when it was only possible to tell if the dredge had actually arrived on the sea floor by sitting on the cable winch to feel for bumps being transmitted up the cable from, as it were, one bottom to another, a method at once risky and curiously intimate.
Off to the National Theatre Live screening of As you like it; which didn’t quite live up to its billing.
Setting the court in some febrile open-plan office rather disguised both its potential role as a source of honour and high culture, and its actual dangers if the fount of honour was toxic at source. Similarly, although the grand suspension of the office furniture was great fun, and the forest looked convincingly cold, it was hard to believe in it as a purlieu of the Great Wild Wood, or in the lion and the serpent. It followed that the moral pattern and allegory of the play became blurred, and the usurping Duke’s repentance actually got a laugh from the audience. Jacques’ departure, unreconciled and irreconcilable, so chilling on the page, was a nothing.
Perhaps being somewhat ailing made me captious and too aware of the nasty cinema chair. It was As you like it, and there was, after all, a good deal to enjoy. But when the top memory of the evening remains the flock of sheep (admittedly an outstandingly enjoyable flock) I have to feel that it was a production which had parted from its anchor, and I would not trust my heart to it.
It would probably have annoyed Cecil Arthur Lewis no end to say that to his face. Those of us without direct experience of WWI flying, however, can’t help making the comparison. Part of a set, all worth hearing.
In mournful ritual the two of us put on Galaxy Quest, rollicking blissfully through all its joyous spoofs (and I am a first-generation Star Trek watcher, AD 1969 or so). Quest could never have been in the same league with a different Dr Lazarus. Can one imagine it minus the world weary air, the curling lip, the voice fit for Shakespeare emerging from among rubber gills? And priceless: Alex / Lazarus encased in blue slime. When the credits rolled, we said goodbye, and hugged each other consolingly, sharing the sadness.
So now I’m alone I’ll run Truly Madly, and perhaps if I iron the sheets at the same time I won’t snivel very much.