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In which fielding rules are determined by level of personal moisture

There’s an old tennis ball over here.

Catch!

I wasn’t ready.

Are you looking?

Yes.

Nice one.

B****r.

Aargh!

 Snort, giggle, snort.

You can get that one, it’s coming your way.

No it’s not.  And you are wet already.

Good catch!

Look out …

I was pulling my trousers up.

Ow!

I’ll get it, I’ve got shoes …

Thank you …

Splrgh flrgh pfft.

Just have a bit of a spit and get on.

Snort, giggle, snigger.

Yours!

Yep, got it … no, it’s going to you.

In case you hadn’t noticed this is where it gets deep.

Snort, snigger.

Aargh!

Well take them off then…

Giggling …

Sorry, losing my aim.

You mean you’re being annoying accidentally as well as on purpose?

Snmthff …

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