Things to do when you can’t sleep: xviii

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xviii : Slug hopping

This is a game played when you go out for a breath of air in the middle of the night and discover that the damp has brought out the entire mollusc nation to promenade across your path and driveway.  Step.  Step.  Squelch.  Step.  Hop.  Crunch.

The worst are the slugs so big that you just bounce off them.

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